But every Tuesday, they all post blogs called "Tortie Tuesday." I just has one question.
What's a TORTIE? Mom, do you know what a Tortie is?
Mom: Yes, Scooter. A Tortie is a special breed of cat.
Scooter: Oh. Okay. Am I a Tortie?
Mom: No, Scooter, you're not a Tortie. You're a long-haired orange tabby cat.
Scooter: Mom, how comes you capitalized Tortie, and not Long-Haired Orange Magnificent Tabby Cat the Great?
Mom: Oh, you're right, Scooter. How rude of me. You are a Long-Haired Orange Magnificent Tabby Cat the Great.
Scooter: Cool, thanks Mom. I guess that clears it up. Scooter is no longer confused.