DUDE. Check out my HOT new instrument, yo!
Sweeeeeeeeet. It plays some pretty rockin' tunes, man.
And you know that rockstars have to pose for posters and magazine covers and stuff, too, right? Here's my best pic from yesterday's photo shoot.
Handsome, right? And check this out....Even my bass player, Harry, likes my new guitar.....he can shred, dude!
Here's a picture of my roadie, Pip, makin' sure my awesome new guitar is taken care of while we're on tours:
Rockin'. That's the whole gang, man. We're so awesome, we're total rockstars, we....
DUUUUUUDE!?!? Who put the picture of the groupie up?? Man, that's totally lame, that's really...
Mom: Scooter, I think you've taken your rockstar fantasy far enough.
But, but, Mom....I'm just showing off my awesome new toy from Alice and Jane.
Mom: Yes, but you're being rude to your brother.
Maaaaaaaan. Ok, fine... Sorry...Dizzy....
Mom: Now, do you want to show the people the video of your concert?
Oh BOY! Do I ever!! I wanna be a famous rockstar!
Ahem...please ignore the high-pitched voices of the humans in the background. They're not as cool as Rockstar Scoo-Tar.
Sorry, Mom, sorry..... Here's my video, guys! Enjoy! And thanks to Alice and Jane of The Casbah Kitten for this AWESOME toy! I'm gonna watch my movie, then I'm gonna go shred some more tunes!!!! DUUUUUUDE!