My Mommy says that Santa Paws can see everything. She says that Santa is always watchin', and that if I'm a bad little Scooter, that I won't get no tooterfish in my stockin' on Kwismas mornin'. According to My Mommy, these are the things I'm not supposed to do if I want to get tooterfish for Kwismas:
1. Chew on the Kwismas tree (including all it's parts...tree skirt, branches, and ornaments.)
2. Beat up on my brofurs, Dizzy, Harry and Pip
3. Climb up on the bookcase in Mommy's bedroom and knock stuff over at 2 a.m.
4. Knock over Dad's robots
5. Climb into the Kwismas tree from the all-too-convenient windowsill access point.
Ummm....does this mean Santa Paws isn't comin' to visit this year?